Some say that once a year on March 17th you can rub a shamrock on a potato and it will grow five times its size. Just think of all the fries you can make with this. Maybe it’s magic, or maybe it’s a 3D scan made with the Monocle Prime App. Saint Patrick was known for feeding the Irish and could have done lots with potatoes this size. Can you imagine? Just think of the possibilities. If only the same magic worked wonders on other things. One can dream.